ok goodnight tumblr
there better be at least one nice anon in my askbox by five thirty AM tomorrow
(I’ll need something good to get me through my 6-2 shift tomorrow)
:D thanks~ I used a few different ones on him before deciding on this crown. but yeah. with all this flower stuff on tumblr does anyone else just have the urge to actually make a flower crown? jesus.
Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can’t reply, just post it.
if these aren’t the sweetest shitting things i’ve ever read im gONnA
cry
alone
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
some people don’t think poop jokes are funny, but i for one appreciate self-defecating humour
[AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD]

patriarchy in action
I don’t know if you know this but
men can lose their virginity too
I don’t know if you know this, but society doesn’t place any fucking value on men’s virginity…nor has it ever systemically trained men to think of themselves as only being worthy of marriage if they’re still a virgin.
Society doesn’t tell men they’re tainted or dirty when they lose their virginity it praises them.
Society’s never PAID men’s families for their virginity…NOR HAS IT EVER PROMISED WOMEN who do good that they’ll get to “have sex with a 1000 virgin men” when they go to heaven.
GET THE FUCK OUT MY REBLOGS WITH YOUR BASIC ASS SHENANIGANS.
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
“IF FEMINISTS ARE FOR EQUALITY WHY AREN’T THEY CALLED EQUALISTS”
ok because a) they’re females trying to be equal to males in rights and treatment, and b) they don’t want to take your goddamn bending away
there’s never enough transparent flower crowns so i made a few
please make cute things with them (◕‿◕✿)